Never Trust the Crab

My Wife: “Ahhhh! The shark ate my fish, Troy!”

Troy: “That’s because you chose the wrong fish.”

My Wife: “How am I supposed to know the right fish?!”

Troy: “I told you to be a little more careful.”

My Wife: “I know. I was trying.”

Troy: “Never trust the crab. You should have gotten the mudskipper.”

My Wife: “Okay, I’ll know next time.”

Me: “Never…trust…the crab.”