Reindeer [Almost] Got Run Over by a Mama

Me: “Hey Troy, did mama tell you that she saw one of Santa Claus’s reindeer tonight?”
Troy: “Really?!”
Me: “Yeah, he ran right across the road in front of her car.”
Troy: “Whoa!”
Me: “He was down here doing a reconnaissance mission to map out their flight plan for Christmas.”
Troy: “Then, why was he running instead of flying?”
Me: “He didn’t want to draw attention to himself. I mean a deer running across the road might get a quick glance, but a flying deer would be on social media in seconds!”
Troy: “Makes sense. I bet it was Rudolph.”
Me: “Well, mama didn’t see a glowing red nose. So, more likely it was…[singing] Dasher, or Dancer, or Prancer, or Vixen, or Comet, or Cupid, or Donner, or Blitzen…”
Troy: “Nah, it was Rudolph. He just used magic to cover up his nose.”