Feeling Strange

Troy: “Dada, I feel strange.”
Me: “Well, quit touching yourself.”
Troy: “I’m not touching myself.”
Me: “Then, how do you know you feel strange?”
Troy: “I just do.”
Me: “The only way you’d know for sure is if you were touching yourself.”
Troy: “I’m not touching myself! My hands are up in the air!”
Me: “Then, I’ll ask again, if you’re not touching yourself, then how do you know you feel strange?”
Troy: “It’s not me, it’s my body.”
Me: “Then, quit touching your body.”
Troy: “I’m not touching my body!”
Me: “Okay, but I don’t see how that will work. You can’t know you feel strange, if you’re not touching yourself. But okay.”