Divorce: Kinder Edition

Me: “How’s your wife? You haven’t mentioned her in a while. Did she go anywhere for the holidays?”
Troy: “Oh, we’re not together anymore. We got a divorce.”
Me: “What?! What happened?”
Troy: “Oh, I like this other girl in another class.”
Me: “Oh my gosh! How did Reagan take the news? Is she okay?”
Troy: “She’s fine. She said she liked someone else too. But we’re still friends.”
Me: “Well, that’s good. I’m glad you’re still friends. But I’m sad that you broke up. She’s was a sweet daughter-in-law…while it lasted.”