Skyrim

Troy: “Can we play that game again?”
Me: “Skyrim?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Sure, but you’ll have to actually play it this time. There’s no point in me playing it. I’ve done it a million times.”
Troy: “Will you continue to show me how to play, because I’m not very good?”
Me: “Yes, and you’re still learning. It takes practice. You were doing really well for your first time.”
Troy: “Not against that Khajiit. He was killing me.”
Me: “Well, he’s the only one you have to fight. And believe me, there are worse things in the game than a cat man.”
Troy: “Like what?”
Me: “Giants, witches, wizards, bears, sabertooth tigers, Daedra, and dragons. But the absolute worst is the Drauger overlord.”
Troy: “What’s a Drauger overlord?”
Me: “He’s this undead mummy looking thing, and he’s really tough. He can actually shout at you and throw you backwards while also ripping your sword out of your hand.”
Troy: “I’m definitely not fighting him then.”
Me: “You will, but for now just roam around the map.”
Troy: “Ooh, something found us. The thing turned to an eyeball.”
Me: “It’s probably a deer. Yep, there it is.”
Troy: “I’m going to kill that deer.”
Me: “Why? He’s not bothering you. He just trying to have dinner.”
Troy: “I’m going to kill him. I don’t like the way he’s looking at me.”
Me: “Okay, go ahead.”