Dad Jokes

Troy: “Dada, this piece of fuzz came in the car and tried to attack me!”
Me: “That must have been the same fuzz that hit me in the head.”
Troy: “Really?”
Me: “Yeah, it hit me in the head, then it slid around and stuck to my ear. I guess when it finally let loose, it came after you.”
Troy: “Why did it stick to your ear?”
Me: “I don’t know. I guess it just likes to ear-i-tate me. Get it? Because it’s my ear?”
Troy [looking at me with zero expression on his face]: “…”
Me: “I know you really want to smile right now. If your mouth wasn’t sore, you’d be cracking up.”
Troy: “No.”