The Tongue Arm

Troy: “Hey, dada, look at this. He has an arm coming out of his mouth.”
Me: “What?! That’s crazy! Did he swallow it?”
Troy: “No, that’s his own arm.”
Me: “Is this like one of those situations where he’s hitting himself in the face? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?” [slapping myself in the face]
Troy: “No, it’s his tongue.”
Me: “Ewww gross! So, when he goes to lick someone, he grabs them instead?! Oh my gosh, can you imagine if you had an arm for a tongue, especially with the way you like to lick people when you kiss them?! You wouldn’t even have to lick your finger before sticking it in my ear. You could just stick your tongue finger straight in! Gross!”
Troy: “You know, sometimes you’re kind of weird.”
Me: “Thank you.”