Haole!

Me: “Troy, why did you roll the sleeves up on your shirt? It kind of defeats the purpose of a long-sleeved shirt.”
Troy: “So, I don’t burn up, bruh!”
Me: “Well, it’s going to be cold outside today, haole! So, you’re going to want those sleeves!”
Troy: “Dude, not cool.”
Me: “Bruh…”