Troy: “I just got in bed a few minutes ago.”
Me: “What?! Why?!”
My Wife: “He had a heart problem.”
Me: “Oh no! Really?! I had a heart problem one night. It shot right out my chest! I tried to grab it as it flew through the air, but it was all slippery. Every time I tried to grab it, it would squirt out of my hand. It ultimately ended up falling in the toilet! Which was kind of gross. I just stood there trying to decide if I was going to grab it out of the toilet or just flush it down. But I figured I’d probably need it, so I reached in and grabbed it. I made sure to wash it thoroughly before putting it back in, but I could still kind of feel the toilet water on it. So, was your heart problem like that?”
Troy [giggling]: “No, that’s really weird. I just had a pain in my chest, but it’s a little better now.”
Me: “Oh man, that’s terrible. Is it worse than having your heart fly into the toilet?”
Troy: “No, that’s definitely worse!”
Me: “Well, I’m glad it’s not that bad then.”
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