Saturday, May 16, 2026

Sweaty Socks

Me: “What is that smell?!”
Troy [laughing]: “It’s my sock!”
Me: “Well, why am I smelling it?”
Troy: “Because it’s in front of the vent!”
Me: “Why?! Why isn’t it on your foot in your shoe?!”
Troy: “Because I wanted everyone to smell it!”
Me [grabbing the sock and flinging it back to him]: “Gross! Why is it all wet?! Did you spit on it or something?!”
Troy: “That’s sweat, baby!”
Me [laughing]: “That should be your new catchphrase! We can get that on a t-shirt for you!”

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