Mr. Freeze

Troy: “Dada, watch it, there’s glass on the ground.”
Me: “I think that’s ice.”
Troy: “Oh, yeah. It’s melting. Dada?”
Me: “Yeah, bud?”
Troy: “Do you think Mr. Freeze pees ice?”
Me: “Okay, we’re having THIS conversation. I’m not sure. Maybe. If he does, then I bet it hurts…a lot.”
Troy: “Yeah. I agree.”